The guilt free excuses for excessive eating is finally over. Tomorrow, Monday, heralds the beginning of the unofficial Lent season. Yep, from the hams, chocolates, cakes, pasta, pies, muffins, waffles, eggnogs, roast chicken of last December, this January has only one thing on the menu:
Nope. You can't put milk on it, although skim milk might be okay. Just add hot water and you're good to go. Sugar's not allowed either. You could probably have a banana, orange, or apple after. Nothing fancy. My penance for December's gluttony.
Amazing how despite the many motivational speeches you recited in your head to convince yourself not to indulge too much in eating binges during the holidays, you still end up doing it. But what can you do? Eating is human instinct. Would you seriously ignore delicious food when it's laid out in front of you, begging you to "Eat me!"?
But it'll all be good. I'd rather eat an apple than look like a walking giant apple.
As additional punishment to myself, until I've lost the couple of pounds I gained over the past few weeks, I demand that people call me:
Confucius McPufferfish
This is gonna be awesome.
2 comments:
Adik. :P
Haha. But that pufferfish really looks cute. =/
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