Friend: So tell me, what's your favorite food?
Me: You think it possible for me to anwer that question?
Friend: Fuck, just answer it, dammit.
Me: Gah... fine. I think I'll go with hot spicy ramen.
Friend: Ooh cool! Why?
Me: It's hot. Ordinary is boring and the spiciness makes it more interesting. And since it's hot, it'll take a while to finish. I really don't like it if it only takes a short time; it's good to be able to take your time and relish what you're having. It also feels very relaxing especially after when you're done with it and you're sweating all over. It's like you were able to do a nice workout without the pain. Just pure awesome. So what about it?
Friend: How you describe your favorite food is your definition of good sex, my friend.
Me: -_- F.U.
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Moral: Never ever talk to that friend about food again.
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1 comment:
I know right.
But to intellectualize what was a very uncomfortable conversation, I suppose this is just corollary to the idea that you are how/what you eat.
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