Cake vs Pie

The eternal debate. Who is better, tastier, yummier?

Cake?

Or Pie?

I decided to put these two contenders to the test via a... Battle for Survival!

The battle ensued for seventy-two hours and the result was something I never expected. However with both contenders exhausted, it only took one final heroic effort from Pie to push Cake off the table and on to his doom.



Pie then decided to go to the edge of the table to have one last look (and gloat) at his defeated enemy. This proved his undoing when due to a misstep, Pie slipped off the table and also fell to his death.



In the end, the ever-patient and quiet referee, Mr. Pancake, decided to jump off the table to judge for himself who is the winner, casually doing several backflips and gingerly landing on his toes without so much as a scratch on himself.



The crowd (of screaming Brownies and Cookies) went wild! They haven't seen such acrobatics before, let alone see anyone survive such a height.

In the end, it was decided that in the battle between Cake vs Pie...



...Pancake wins.

ALL HAIL PANCAKE!!

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