Reading gaming forums is fun - it's my new boredom killer. Aside from being able to read insults being flung by one nerdraging gamer to another (which is quite fun, even more fun than watching some comedy shows on TV), I also enjoy reading the forum posters' signatures.
Some are just plain weird and out of this world. Most are funny in some way. But there are also those that are quite insightful enough and are worth pondering over.
Some examples:
A true pessimist doesn't see a glass as half empty...he sees it as half full...of poison.
Why yes that is a banana in my pocket. Would you like half?
If you get bitten by a lichen, you have no one but yourself to blame.
Why do you want something for giving, Doesn't that defeat the whole damned purpose?
I dare you to try to penetrate me again.
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
Please stop crying. Your mom isn't here.
I PULL STRUDEL OUT OF MY ASS IT'S AWESOME GUYS YOU SHOULD HAVE SOME
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
I am not a seaweed, nor the sound of a one-legged horse.
(^^)(O_o)(^^) IT'S A GRIZZLY! RAWR!
"Yo dawg, I heard you like raiding, so we put a computer in your bathroom so you can wipe while you wipe."
"This coffee doesn't taste like a milkshake at all. It needs more milk and chocolate. And less gin."
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.
You know what I hate? Things that are successful. Things that are popular are so lame.
The "I GIVE A DAMN" Meter
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OOH, Look!! You barely register on it.
My previous sig was lame.
Something witty is supposed to go here.
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." ~ Edgar Allan Poe
"There is no problem that cannot be resolved through the strategic application of murder."
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You can always check out more of these sigs here. Enjoy!
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2 comments:
Some I don't get. Hehe.
I like this one best: "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
I liked that one too. As well as the one by Edgar Allan Poe and the last one. =P
The rest are a little hard to explain to a non-gamer so I'd probably just leave them as is. Besides, I wouldn't recommend anyone to take up online gaming especially if they value their mental state, personal hygiene, and romantic relationships. These guys are the exact type of people represented in "Big Bang Theory" and that should be reason enough. =D
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